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Video |
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| Biz guy: |
What took you guys so
long? |
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| Cop 1: |
We got here as fast as
we could. |
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| Biz guy: |
They're all over. It's
chaos! It's pandemonium! It's.It's.It's.(Ahhhhhh!)
They're taking over! It's totally out of control! |
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an office guy runs across the hall. |
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| Office guy: |
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! They're
in the cafeteria! |
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| Cop 2: |
What's going on here? |
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| Biz guy: |
It started in the basement.
They're in HR, accounting, payroll. |
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| Cop 1: |
How many are there? |
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| Biz guy: |
Hundreds. Thousands.
It's a plague! |
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| Cop 1: |
A plague? |
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| Biz guy: |
Look! |
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| Cop 2: |
What are they? |
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| Biz guy: |
Servers. |
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| Cop 1: |
Servers? |
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| Biz guy: |
Storage. |
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| Biz guy: |
They're cheap. They're
pervasive. They're out of control. |
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| From a
closet we hear a sound. |
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| Ned: |
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! |
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| Reveal
a closet. Ned can barely peek through. The escape
is protected by servers. He's trapped! |
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| Ned: |
Help! I'm trapped. |
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| Cop 1: |
You guys need help. |
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| Biz guy: |
That's the problem! We
can't afford more people. |
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| Ned's
muffled voice pipes in again from behind the glut
of servers. |
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| Ned: |
Let me out. |
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| Cop 2: |
This is out of our jurisdiction. |
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| Biz guy: |
This is a crisis. Do
something! |
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| Cop 1: |
Not us, pal. |
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| Biz guy: |
I thought your motto
was to protect and server! |
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| Cop 1: |
Serve, not server. |
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| Cop 2: |
Serve. |
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| Biz guy: |
So who am I gonna call? |
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| TITLE 1: |
IBM VIRTUALIZATION ENGINE™ |
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| VO: |
Call IBM. |
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| TITLE 2: |
Take back control |
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| VO: |
Take back control of
your infrastructure. |
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| Ned: |
Help. |
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IBM |
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| VO: |
It's time your systems
worked for you again. |
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And so my friends, the
citizens of earth avert disaster. With a little
help from IBM, business productivity once again
prevails. But be warned, they are still out there! |
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IBM Systems Agenda for On Demand Business |
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