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IBM Systems

WIN THE BATTLE FOR CONTROL WITH IBM SYSTEMS.
Day 22
Gil is sitting on the floor looking dazed as the camera pulls out to reveal a large room full of servers and two co-workers.
IT Woman: Our network is out of control.
IT Guy: It's all these servers. I need more people.
Gil: (Speaks in odd monotone)
I think we should buy more servers.
IT Guy: But that's the problem. Too many servers.
Gil: (Spaced-out) The servers are our friends. They want to… serve us. (demonic laugh) Ha ha ha, ha ha ha….
IT Guy: He's lost it.
IT Woman: What do we do?
Ned calmly wheels in a x366 on a cart.
Ned: We're switching over to IBM servers. Easier to manage. We can control everything from here now.
Gil: Stop. You're making them… angry. No!
Gil gets up and runs after Ned. Freeze frame on Gil's panic-stricken face.
VO: Take back control with the IBM eServer® xSeries® featuring reliable Intel Xeon processors.